The following are 60 things I plan on doing before I turn 60.
- Answer all of my email
- Become a member of the Mile High Club
- Become good at hacky sack
- Date a coworker, break up, and ride out the awkwardness
- Do Tuba Christmas again
- Dont get Divorced
- Drive cross country without a map
- Dye my hair blue again
- Eat in Italy
- Escape to a far off island for a week
- Feed a homeless person
- French in Paris
- Frequent a good restaurant enough so they greet me by name
- Get a four pack
- Get banned from a casino
- Get drunk in England
Get high with Thom or Serena- Get linked on Zeldman
- Get Married
Get told I am admired- Go snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef
- Go to a strip bar with my girlfriend and get her a table dance
- Go to my highschool reunion dressed as a homeless guy
- Go to SXSW
- Go to Vegas with Bo Yu, Alex Ocello, and Doug Lecount
Have a girl get a navel ring, for me- Have bottles of Voss at my wedding
- Inspire beautiful poetry
- Invent something Fun
- Invent Something Useful
- Keep a travel blog
- Leave a mix cd in a public place for somebody to find
- Learn how to windsurf
- Make an original music CD and give copies to my friends
Make money in a business venture with Cory- Meet Kitta
- Own a Mini Cooper
- Paint the 34th Street Wall in Gainesville
- Party at Mardi Gras
- Pick up a girl in the car next to me, while at a stop light
- Pull off a hoax that gets reported as truth in a newspaper
- Race in the Gumball Rally
- Read every Kurt Vonnegut book
- Ride Ragbrai again
- Run away
- Run from the cops
- Play/Sing in a band, atleast once.
- Send out a thank you card to everyone on my list; on time
- Spend 24 hours at the Dennys in Gurnee
- Stay in Quebecs's Ice Hotel
- Stay up all night talking to a good friend
- Stay up all night talking to somebody I just met
Take a photo, everyday, for a year (start Jan 1, 2004)- Tell a joke at a party and have everyone laughing
Tell someone I admire them- Threesome
- Understand what my purpose is
- Watch my sister grow up
- Win a contest
- Choose Life
If you haven't made a list of your own, its damn well time to. Go make one, and leave a link in the comments.
03:43 AM on 10.03.03
I can just see you trying to feed a homeless person some pluot, but he's not really homeless, he's just drunk and resting on a street corner. You start shoving food in his mouth, and he finally gets a chance to say "Dude I'm not homeless, I'm just resting! Stop! Please, someone he...." you shove more food in his mouth and pat his head.