The Perfect Date

Posted on 11.12.03. Tagged with All

Pick you up in my pickup truck, and hope you don't notice the futon matress in the back, take you to a punk rawk show, flirt, touch, brush, lust, go crowd surfing, smile, laugh, sing, scream, get coffee at some uber hip but not incorporated cafe, sip, slurp, kiss, talk, share, feel, go to my place, talk web design, xhtml, php, photoshop, and how fun it is to ftp, talk about using semantic markup and how we miss the blink tag, flirt, touch, kiss, make out, touch your hair, tug your ear, smile, laugh, impress you with my one handed bra removal, watch you gasp as you wonder why your shirt is off on the first date, tug, touch, lick, pinch, (okay maybe not pinch), clothes fall, lights dim, moan, moan, grunt, moan, sweat, sweet, swoon, lids close, moon rise, sleep, side by side, glass of water, sun rise, closed eyes, bright light, wake up, smile, giggle, poke, growl, cook, butter, bagel, waffle, orange, milk, coffee, cream, sugar, spoons, spoon, scrub, lather, rinse, repeat, retrospect, not regret, all wet, dry off, pants, shirts, socks, shoes, lock door, leave, skip, jump, hop, smile, drop, wave, and then call the very next day.


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9 Comments

Zippy
11:21 PM on 11.12.03

I like this one...but I gotta know...is this your "plan"...or your "recollection"? If its recollection, MORE DETAILS! :)

Holly
11:35 PM on 11.12.03

I hate crowd surfers, fucking annoying people. Rah! :)

Steve
12:11 AM on 11.13.03

Sounds like someone bought a new laptop to me.

Tony
01:04 PM on 11.13.03

I dont get this post.

On a seperate note, YOU NEED TO FIX THE COOKIES, YO!

I dislike having to enter my info everytime.

Steve
10:51 PM on 11.13.03

Funny I don't have to enter my info everytime, Ah ha I understand and I belive its been said before, ahem I will quote "You suck Tony" No offence Tony the world just works against ya hehe. Or at least the internet to which you so love.

Tony
02:53 AM on 11.14.03

Does it work inter-post? Because thats what wasnt working. I know that mine still does not. It is not a matter of clients either, its a host problem.

Mark
08:16 AM on 11.14.03

Sounds like somebody had a fun evening. Especially the tag part.

kitta
04:51 AM on 11.16.03

i'm glad someone had fun this week. ;)

-Funtime Franky-
09:34 AM on 11.16.03
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Taylor
01:44 PM on 11.16.03

I know the comment section is wonky, I'll get to it.