I seriously cannot take it anymore. I hate people that say "that's gay" or "you're gay". Tell me the party was lame, tell me that I'm an asshole, tell me how much you think the backstreet boys suck, but unless somebody is getting fucked in the ass**, or you see me fucking somebody in the ass**, fucking stop with the gay comebacks.
Whomever started that whole trend back in highschool should be shot.
**of the same sex that is...
One of my New Year's resolutions is to cuss more creatively. That means that instead of calling everyone who pisses me off an asshole, I will come up with some cuss word more appropriate to the situation.
There are many people out there who should make a similar resolution. THANK YOU for pointing it out.
I've been reading your site for a while and have never commented. But I thought this was a perfect post to break my silence. Keep up the good work on your site.
ya, kids in my class call me gay all the time, and i cant think of any great combacks, if u got any, bring some out plz :D
Yeah no wot u all mean the same is hapain 2 me 2 & i need sum good combacks!!! Plz any1 share any ideas!!!
yo, if ppl cLL U GAY JUST SAY " SHUT-UP U SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT " TADA!! THTS WUT I DID 2DAY WHEN THIS GUT WAS CALLIN MY FRIENDS BITCHES, BUT I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP U FUCKING BASTED PIECE OF OF SHIT AND THEN I WALED AWAY. HE HAD NITHING TO SAY.HAHA.
Just say "so does that mean youll suck my dick or what?"
im waiting. and if they say wow you are gay, then say ok we've established that now find something else to talk about. if he ever says it again be all like, hmmm someones got something on his mind, care to share.
I am 14 and was called gay today... by a kid i didnt even know and it really pissed me off i wanted to just beat the crap out of him but i didnt... i really just want a good comeback so if any dude calls me gay again ill make them think about it... so if any one has a good comeback please share it. thank you
Extract from my myspace blog:
"Hey y'all, bored again, so i made a list. Here are a few funny examples of how to answer if knob head or chavs ask:
ARE YOU GAY?!
*"Yes i am, no you cant watch."
*(With sarcastic tone:) "Yes, fancy a shag?"
*"Don't come too close, you might CATCH it" (with possible added "oh, too late").
*Really? Do I look gay..actually I'm Welsh.
*Why,are you?
*Thanks but I am already taken.
*What are you some kind of reporter?
*Do you ask this of all your friends or just the ones you want to date?
*Simply "Why?"
*Yeah, why are you, coz my date neva show'd last nite, we could go for coffee sometime."
theres this fag called venketasha at box hill high and every day he calls me gay in front of all his friends which are girls so does anybody have a really good comeback desperate
venkys at it again. that indian prick won't leave me alone. i supposedly kissed a but ugly indian dude called shuborato mugeji at the start of 2006 at camp even though people know i didnt do it they keep going on about it. please anyone with a good come back i'm dying for one or if you want to tell me to get fucked that would be fine
If sosmeone ever calls you gay you walk away the first time. That always seems to get them pissed off but it never works. Then you go step it with a little yo' momma joke. Find a good one on ahajokes.com. or just google it.
Then you have to step it up telling them. "That's not what you mom thought". Then your on you own. I am a smart kid. 4.0 evry quarter in school.
So I went down to a teacher and said. "you shut this kid up or he will have his period twice this month." She laughed and said Okay i'll talk about it with him. She did didn't work and he bleed out of his rectum. No problems since never got suspended. My teacher even backed me up.
IMPORTANT: ONE THING.... MAKE SURE IT IS A TEACHER THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU.
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03:47 AM on 01.09.05
This is right.